Kids

Ah, kids these days.

I love being able to say that.

So I'm in line at KFC with my girlfriend. We've been served and are awaiting our food. I turn to look over my shoulder (can't remember why) right as this 15yr old kid moves in to that spot on the counter. I've accidently elbowed him, so softly a baby wouldn't even blink at it. He and his mates had being joking around together, so when this happens he complains 'Ow' for a good whole minute. I ignore it, it was no where near hard enough to warrant that response. The girlfriend and I exchange knowing glances. Kids.
Get this, he then appears next to me again, and demands $2. I say no. He presses the issue, in a sing-song voice. Then he threatens to lay assault charges. I laugh and tell him to go ahead. He says he has me on camera (the KFC surveillence), I laugh at him again and say, 'Well go ahead, press charges.' He is just after a reaction and while I did nothing to defuse the situation I didn't encourage him too much. Then, our food is placed in front of us and we walk out.

I remember being that immature. Once.

Ah, kids these days.